problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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