i think my tv is drunk
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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