I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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