girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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