trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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