This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
