somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
