He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
her vagine was all disorganized.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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