You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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