Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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