mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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