it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
