No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We need to rekindle our bromance
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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