it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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