i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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