I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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