Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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