this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
you never un-have a 4some
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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