he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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