(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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