Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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