It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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