Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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