he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
do nipples grow back?
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