I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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