my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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