Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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