No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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