Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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