i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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