as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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