Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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