false alarm. still invincible.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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