Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
