Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize