from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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