just tell him i said nine months
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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