I don't think brook has ever known best
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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