question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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