so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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