i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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