return my video game
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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