you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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