Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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