I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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