this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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