Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i will never coherently bang her
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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