3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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