ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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