i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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