Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I am available for nakedness
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