I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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