explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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