Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
