After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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