just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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