Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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